OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
Never Ever EVER look back through conversations w people who used to mean a whole LOT to ya Bc i guarantee that you’ll end up crying like a little bitch nd eating straight up hot chocolate powder
i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.
william sanford the science guy.
no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL
WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan