- Daughter: OMG MOM! LOOK AT THEM (talking about her favorite band)
- Me: You love them don't you?
- Daughter: YES. You know what'd be totally cool? If you bought me tickets, ahaha (joking)
- Me: Alright! When and where, hon?
- Daughter: What?
- Me:
- Daughter:
- Me:
- Daughter: Legit?
- Me: Hahaha, yes. I know what it feels like to want to meet a band you'd die for.
- Daughter: What was your band??
- Me: Your dad's old band!
Last year I tied a disposable camera to a fence and left a little sign telling people to take pictures. This is part 1 of the results.
[Part 3] (includes two pixelated testicle shots)
This idea was stolen from The Plug, a fantastic online zine that you should definitely peruse.
Do you guys have the moves like Jagger?(x)

(x)
Harry: Falls to his death
Louis: Faints like a sassy queen
Liam: Falls gracefully
Niall: Plop
Zayn: Oh, were falling now? Hold on, I need to look sexy and strike a pose


What I do when my teacher asks me a question in class.

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